How to lose weight!

I think I finally figured out a diet that works - chopsticks! One news report claimed that: "Those with body-mass indexes in the normal range were also 2.5 times more likely to use chopsticks" [ref].

I have used chopsticks before and I think this news article has it backwards. You see, chopsticks are so hard to use that the people who use them loose weight because they are not able to eat as much. So, it is not so much that skinny people use chopsticks as it is that chopsticks that makes people skinny.

I don't know about you, but I am going to the store tonight, gonna get some chopsticks!

But then again, gluttony is sinful. Maybe a better solution would be self-control. For it is written: "Like a city whose walls are broken down is a man who lacks self-control" (Proverbs 25:28).